youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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