Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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