Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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