im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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