His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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