we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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