I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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