i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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