so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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