Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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