Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Randomize
