Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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