Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
