if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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