last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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