i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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