yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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