i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
So many bounce houses so little time
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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