Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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