You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Ladies don't puke and tell
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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