I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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