I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
