its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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