Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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