do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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