dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Vodka?
Forever.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
