Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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