is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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