The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I need a hoe opinion
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It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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