There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
