This girl is more easily done than said...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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