If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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