At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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