I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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