I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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