Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Small penises have feelings too.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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