I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He felt like a one man threesome
she pinky promised me she was 18
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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