belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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