awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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