Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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