therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
pray to the hookup gods
I think i got beer on your cat.
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