I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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