absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
