So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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