turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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