I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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