I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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