Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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