school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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