so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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